Rats on Ecstacy and Redbull

Wired Magazine enjoys reporting about some of the most cutting edge ways to test drugs on animals. From the article,

"To test their theory, the scientists injected the drugs into Sprague
Dawley rats and then probed them with a rectal
thermometer. When the unlucky critters received both chemicals,
their body temperatures increased far more than when they were given MDMA or
caffeine alone."

I, for one, firmly believe that the thermometer up the the butt might have something to do with accelerating heartbeats and body temperature. Put yourself in their fur.

Go to a party, drop some rEdbull and then get one of those things up your ass and tell me your pulse won't flinch!